[upbeat music]
[instrumental music]
[whirring]
Oh.
Have you witnessed
Raven's mood?
It appears to be un-good.
Yeah, she's been like that
for the last few days.
Shh. Here she comes.
Okay, Raven,
what's bugging you?
You know, uh, more than usual?
Aah!
Don't wanna talk about it.
Come on, sing, little birdie.
[distorted]
I said I don't
wanna talk about it.
And I can totally respect that.
- Raven?
- Fine.
I'll tell you.
My father is coming here
for a visit.
Oh, no?
You don't understand.
He's not your typical dad.
I can relate. I mean,
I am half robot, after all.
[instrumental music]
Catch, daddy, catch.
clang tring
It's just, I had a lot
of issues growing up.
Who had childhood issues, ahem?
Excuse me,
but are you my mother?
[trumpeting]
Okay. Okay, thanks anyway.
thud thud
Uh, are you my mother?
Are you my mother?
bam
[all quacking]
Are you my mother?
Look, my father, Trigon, is..
(all)
Trigon?
Trigon.
Devourer of a million souls.
Conqueror of countless worlds.
Trigon is one of
the most powerful beings
in the entire universe.
He is your father?
Yep, my dad is
literally a demon
who feeds off
the suffering of others.
[sighs]
Especially me.
[banging on door]
Behold Trigon..
Master of the dark
Destroyer of dimensions
Enslaver of civilizations..
(Raven)
Enough with the resume, dad.
[applauding]
Hi, I'm Raven's father.
You must be Cyborg.
Is that an upgraded
optical sensor?
Uh, yeah, thanks for noticing
all powerful Trigon, sir.
[audience laughing]
Greetings, I am Starfire
your daughter's
best female friend
within the Teen Titans.
Young lady, these pale
in comparison to your beauty.
(audience)
'Aww.'
And the party animal himself,
Beast Boy.
Guilty.
No introduction needed,
Boy Wonder.
The honor is mine.
How is your back?
It's fine. Why?
Thought it might be sore
from carrying Batman
all these years.
- Ha! Ha!
- Aah!
Why are you here, dad?
To see my only daughter
and her friends, of course.
And now you have. Goodbye.
Raven.
That was harsh, man,
even for her.
Yeah, I mean, her dad
didn't seem that bad.
There's something
called knocking, dad.
This place is a pigsty.
How do you live like this?
[whirring]
So I was thinking,
maybe tonight we can
take your friends
for some pizza.
My treat.
Not interested.
You know, I wish you could
at least pretend
to be happy to see your dad.
How could I, when I know
the real reason you're here
is to lecture me about not
living up to my potential?
When you said you wanted
to be a hero
did I stop you? No.
I figured it would be great
for you to save some lives
and get it out of your system.
But let's face it, you're
wasting your powers here, Raven.
When I was your age..
Oh, here it comes.
...I had already enslaved
my first dimension.
When was the last time
you even tried
to torment a species
for no reason, huh?
Huh, huh?
I didn't ask to be
a demon spawn, you know.
So just leave me alone.
[instrumental music]
[sighs]
Where did I go wrong?
Raven's not much of
a conversationalist, is she?
Hmm, we don't exactly
see eye-to-eye-to-eye.
Yeah, I irritate the snot
out of her, too.
She must have a thing
against powerful men, you know?
I mean, who wouldn't
want a father
who could grant any power?
Whoa. Did you say, "Any power?"
[dramatic music]
Seriously, you have no idea
what a wiener my dad can be.
Dude, you got it twisted.
Your old man's
straight up the bomb.
Why are you talking like that?
How are you talking like that?
(Beast Boy)
Your dad gave her the power
to speak like an Earth teen.
[spits]
Aah!
And he gave me the power
to turn into anything I want.
Look.
And yet you choose
to be a bean bag.
Now I can veg out on myself.
[laughs]
L-O-L.
Whoo!
What's up, Rave?
My dad's got
Princess Starry-eyes
and the Beast Brain thinking
he's the greatest
thing since toilet paper.
Glad you and Robin
aren't so gullible.
Where is Robin anyway?
thud thud thud
Notice anything
different, Raven?
You're twitching.
bang bang
Yep, pretty awesome, huh?
[upbeat music]
snap
[growling]
[shattering]
What, you didn't want
a power from my dad?
Of course I did.
He gave me a dog for a hand.
[laughing]
Quit it! Quit it!
I love you so much, dog-hand.
I just, I just love you so much.
[instrumental music]
Ugh, he got to you too, Silkie?
What's the haps, players?
You need to stop talking.
[scoffs]
Haters gonna hate.
Raven, you've got Trigon
all wrong. He's a great dad.
Straight-up awesome!
Holla!
His breath smells
like a fireplace.
What is wrong with you guys?
What's wrong with you?
Trigon said that
you could have been
granting powers for us
all along.
Easy, boy. Easy.
Instead of fighting your dad
maybe you should try
to be more like him.
[grunting]
[sighs]
You're right.
It's time I became the daughter
my dad always wanted me to be.
[wind whistling]
(Raven)
After thinking about
what you said, dad
I'm ready to embrace
my inner demon.
That's my little tyrant.
[whirring]
Just three easy steps.
First, draw your power
from the terror
of every Earth-child's
nightmares.
Easy-cheesy, Rave,
you can do it.
[barks]
[dramatic music]
[whirring]
zoop
[maniacal laughter]
[rumbling]
Now, focus that power
and open an
inter-dimensional portal.
zoop
Way to go, Raven.
Bravo.
[sobbing]
I'm so proud.
The only thing left to do
is kill all your friends.
Kill us, kill us.
You can, like, totally do it.
Yeah. Wait, what?
I'd like to first make
an example out of one.
I suggest Beast Boy.
To force the others
to swear their allegiance
then eradicate them anyway.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
not cool.
[snarling]
Nothing personal.
Just the last step in becoming
truly demonic.
Go ahead and
annihilate them, dear.
Then we can get
ice cream to celebrate.
So, still want me to be..
[distorted]
...more like him?
[screeching]
(all)
No. Unh-unh.
That's what I thought.
Sorry, dad.
Looks like I'm going to
flunk out of demon school.
You've brought weakness
upon the legend of Trigon.
After I revoke
your dark powers
then I will destroy
your friends.
What do you know!
Raven was right all along.
You are a major wiener.
[dramatic music]
[electricity crackling]
And how are you going to defeat
the most powerful being
in the universe?
By using the powers you gave us.
Titans, go!
[instrumental music]
[exhaling]
crash
[dramatic music]
[groaning]
[snarling]
zoop
Aah!
Whatever.
bam pow bam
[whirring]
zoop
Aaah!
crash
[whimpers]
He's gone for now.
But he'll be back
probably for Thanksgiving.
[audience laughing]
[audience applauding]
[theme music]